For those who have what it takes to ride the bleeding edge, pure product ZED™ totally transcends the need for any form of traditional hardworld product
However for those still craving the familiarity of a hardworld transaction we offer a trasitional bridge to The Next Stage in Consumer Evolution ™ :
For a limited time only and subject to availability the following hardworld items may be given with fixed quantities of pure product ZED™
VeriChip™ ( FDA
approved for human implantation )
Get ahead of the game. Ride the bleeding edge. Implant the ultimate fashion accessory. Laser-etched with a product ZED mantra of our choice
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VeriChip Corporation
Free with a £795.00 purchase of pure product ZED™
(terms and conditions apply)
product ZED does not provide an implantation service with this free
gift
Please consult your local medical practitioner, livestock breeder or veterinarian for possible implantation solutions
VeriChip™ is a trademark of the VeriChip Corporation
www.verichipcorp.com
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mantra cube™ ( 24 carat gold )
small enough to swallow
Free with a £795.00 purchase of pure product ZED™
(terms and conditions apply)
product ZED does not allow you to select your own mantra
you have no choice™
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sigil cube™ (
brushed titanium )
small enough to swallow
Free with a £795.00 purchase of pure product ZED
(terms and conditions apply)
product ZED does not allow you to select your own sigil
you have no choice™
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submit + consume™ ( T - elite edition )
For those who have what it takes
Spread the word
Free with a £395.00 purchase of pure product ZED™
(terms and conditions apply)
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submit + consume™ ( T - web lite edition )
For students, wannabes and others with no financial gravitas
Free with a £145.00 purchase of pure product ZED™
(terms and conditions apply)
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overpaid media wanker™ ( T - elite edition )
Say it loud. Say it proud.
For best results this product should be replaced after 3 - 4 washes
Free with a £395.00 purchase of pure product ZED™
(terms and conditions apply)
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overpaid media wanker™ ( T - gift offer )
For the boss. If you all sign the card, he'll have to pretend he's got a sense of humour
Free with a £25.00 purchase of pure product ZED™
(terms and conditions apply)
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A.I.R.
tubes
The latest in urban breathability
INHALE. SNORT. INSERT.
Free with a £60.00 purchase of pure product ZED™
(terms and conditions apply)
product ZED does not allow you to select the colour of your free
gift
you have no choice™
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submit + consume™ ( T - hardworld elite edition )
For the
recidivist hardworlder only. This product is 100% hardworld and does NOT include any pure product
ZED™
£495.00
Available only at selected retail outlets
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Disclaimer: pure product ZED™ is a fully-customized experiential non-material product. Statutory money back rights and guarantees do not apply to any free gifts supplied along with the purchase of pure product ZED™
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